OUR DAILY SURPRISE LINK
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OUR WIKI SEX EDUCATION
You sure know everything about sex - don't you? Well, then you don't have to click " Public Masturbation"...otherwise: Enlighten yourself and enjoy!
Please remember that every highlighted text and almost every image at our Wiki is clickable!
BAD HUMOR
Lessons From A Dog's Life
If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water, and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around, and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
When you are having a bad day, lick your balls.
-- Editor: Yep, words to live by, alright. Hehehe!
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Man's Medical Condition Requires Constant Sex ... Yeah, Right!
TAIPEI, TAIWAN -- A middle-aged Taiwanese man tricked up to 20 women into sleeping with him by claiming he had a rare medical condition, Voyeurwebbers. And you're going to love this.
Hsu Shian-ming allegedly posted photos of a handsome young man on dating sites and received a string of romantic inquiries.
He would then tell the women on the phone he had a father who had a medical condition which meant he had to have constant sex to stay alive.
The women would then meet up with the "father" (Mr. Hsu) at various hotels in the capital Taipei.
One of his victims became suspicious after constant attempts to see the son were unsuccessful.
-- 20 WOMEN!? He got 20 women to buy that line about medically needing constant sex?!! I'm going to have to book a trip to Taipei soon ... er ... strictly business of course, hehehe! But you don't have to go to all the expense and trouble of taking a trip to Taiwan to find exotic beauties, Voyeurwebbers, because you're already at "exotic beauty central", hehehe!, where thousands of sexy, sensuous sirens from across the planet gather and get stark nekkid just for your pleasure. So go ahead, browse around, you'll feel a lot better if you do. Hehehe! -- "Doc" Igor
EYE ON: Sex Doesn't Sell? by K.
This is really hard to believe, but there's an area in our society where sex, apparently, does not sell.
Eye feels your pain, Voyeurwebbers. Eye was also shocked to learn this, and more shocked - even awed - to learn that the area of society where sex does not sell is - you'd better sit down for this - THE MOVIES!
Hollywood, right next door to the adult movie capital of the world ...and sex doesn't sell? Hollywood, which gave the world the terms "sex symbol", "sex kitten", and "self-buttered popcorn" ... no, wait! That's the place next door ... and sex doesn't sell!?
Hey, don't blame Eye, this was reported in a legitimate cable news channel.
Fortunately, it is only one silly, little niche within the rich panoply of genres filmdom is capable of producing where sex doesn't sell. Unfortunately, that silly, little niche is mainstream dramatic movies.
Among the sexual-themed box-office bombs, according to media reports were both versions of "Lolita", "Striptease" (Darn! A classic as far as Eye is concerned. Demi Moore's finest performance!), "Showgirls," "The Brown Bunny," "The People vs. Larry Flynt," "Crimes of Passion," and "Original Sin."
The documentary "Inside Deep Throat", which had a lot of pre-release ballyhoo, only grossed $500,000 on its opening weekend.
Thankfully, sex still sells in movies that are mysteries, thrillers, comedies, low-budget sci-fi films, superhero/superheroine and just about any off-beat coming-of-age film out there.
Yet, why is that?
"People get itchy about straightforward sexuality," said one major studio publicity executive.
"Sex will not make something that is otherwise not entertaining sell," said a producer. "Movies work because they make you laugh, cry or (be) scared. Audiences won't go to a movie because of sex."
They won't? No wonder the theaters were always empty when Eye was growing up!
Actually, Voyeurwebbers, it wasn't always that way. While earlier audiences shied away from "adult movies" more so than today, they swarmed to movies featuring sex - softer sex to be sure, but sex nonetheless.
These were the audiences who could tell you Marilyn Monroe's measurements, but not recall a title to one of her many films, all of which they had seen. They could tell you Bridgett Bardot was French and did nude scenes in regular-run movies.
These are also the audiences that seem to have vanished from movie theaters. Where'd they go?
They went home, that's where. In part because it is less embarrassing to watch an R- or X-rated movie on computer or cable t.v. in the privacy of your home, than buying a ticket at a kiosk overshadowed by a huge marquee flashing a BIG X- or R-rating.
In the past few years many of the top-10-grossing movies were PG rated. While the number of R-movies have increased among box office successes in recent years, most of them fall into one of three categories: A) comedy; B) violence; or C) comedies with violence.
"If you spell sex in marketing materials, it doesn't sell," said a movie producer. "If you spell fun, it sells. Sex inside a comedy candy-coats sex and allows the audience to feel comfortable. Laughter covers up insecurity.
"Sex sells, but not serious sex. ... In the movies, you have to have safe sex palatable to a younger audience. The portrayal has to be violent or funny."
So, does this mean there is no longer a market for such great films as "Women In Love", "The Fox", "Carnal Knowledge", "Belle de Jour", "Basic Instinct", or "Body Heat", to name just a few?
No, the market is still there, it's just waiting for home delivery - or as another studio marking chief Terry aptly put it: "We are a Puritan society. We'd rather watch it at home."
How true, Voyeurwebbers, how true. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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