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More True Medical Embarrassments
1. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. - Submitted by a doctor from Seattle, Washington.
2. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct (Note: That's doctor talk for a heart attack.). Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." - Submitted by a doctor from Manitoba, Canada.
3. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she
was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn." - Submitted by an RN (registered nurse) who did not say where this "lawn" was mowed.
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Newsman Accidentally Buries Putin
KRASNOYARSK, Russia -- No matter what you think of his politics, there is no doubt that Russia Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is the one presently calling the shots in Russia's government. He is running for the presidency again this year, but is facing surprisingly strong and stubborn resistance from a significant segment of the population.
Thus, when a Russian news anchor mistakenly said a presidential candidate is considering "whether Vladimir Putin should be buried", she probably thought her career -- and possibly a lot more -- was over.
If so, she was wrong.
Managers at the TVK network in Krasnoyarsk said newsreader Maria Bukhtuyeva will not be punished after she mistakenly said presidential candidate Mikhail Prokhorov is proposing a referendum on "whether Vladimir Putin should be buried" while on the air, RIA Novosti reported.
The officials said Ms. Bukhtuyeva mistakenly said Putin's name instead of leader of Russia's communist revolution Vladimir Lenin, whose preserved body has been on display at Moscow's Red Square since his 1924 death. Ms. Bukhtuyeva apologized later in the broadcast.
-- Holy Der'mó*, Voyeurwebbers!That was a close one! Hehehe! The fact the Vladimir Lenin (real name Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov) led the 1917 Bolshevik Revolutions that toppled the czarist government, has been dead since 1924 makes Ms. Bukhtueva's blooper pardonable as Lenin is still considered a great hero by many Russians. And it probably didn't hurt that she was broadcasting from Krasnoyarsk, not Moscow, hehehe! So much for today's history lesson, I'm grabbing my vodka martini (shaken not stirred) and heading over to our Red Clouds portal to visit all the lovely ladies at VW's explicit membership sections. Join me there, you bring the martini olives. Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: 'F and Tell' by K.
Forget "kiss-and-tell" memoirs, Voyeurwebbers, a new book by an author you never heard of has Hollywood, and the entertainment industry in general, twittering and tittering at all-time high levels; and is what could best be described as a "f*ck-and-tell" book.
The author, Scotty Bowers, 88, is a former Marine. His memoir "Full-Service: My Adventures In Hollywood And The Secret Sex Lives Of The Stars" opens a lot of closets of many of Hollywood's biggest stars of the 1940s, and Eye means OPENS.
Bowers left the Marines and turned rent-boy for some of Hollywood's biggest names and claims to have had threesomes with the Duke of Windsor and his wife Wallis Simpson.
He tells all in his memoir shedding light on the prostitution ring he claims catered for the royal couple as well as gay and bisexual A-listers including Cary Grant, George Cukor and Rock Hudson.
Bowers' book opens the doors of the closeted underworld of old Hollywood through three decades.
Stories in the 286-page book tell of arranging bedroom partners for actresses Rita Hayworth and Katharine Hepburn, who he claims he set up with "over 150 different women", the New York Times reported..
Bowers own lovers included Edith Piaf, Spencer Tracy, Vivien Leigh and Cary Grant. He also says he provided services for the Duke of Windsor -- who had abdicated as Britain's King Edward VIII -- and his wife Wallis, allegedly sharing a series of three in-the-bed romps with the couple.
"I’ve kept silent all these years because I didn’t want to hurt any of these people," Bowers told the Times in an interview, adding that he doesn't need the money. "And I never saw the fascination. So they liked sex how they liked it. Who cares?"
"Although I'm not a shy man I have always been reticent to reveal details about what I have done, mainly to respect the privacy of those whose lives have intersected with mine," he writes in the book's preface. "I finally said yes because I’m not getting any younger and all of my famous tricks are dead by now. The truth can’t hurt them anymore."
Bowers, who now lives in Hollywood Hills with his wife of 27 years, said it all started in 1946, when he was just 23. Newly discharged from the Marines after World War II he got a job at a gas station near Paramount Pictures.
The book is as explicit as it is bawdy. In it the author describes pumping gas one day when actor Walter Pidgeon drove up and propositioned him with a $20 bill. It was to be the start of an era of "amazing, intoxicating days, wildly erotic and carefree", he writes in the book.
There is much, much more in Mr. Bowers memoir, Voyeurwebbers, and it is every bit as expilcit and bawdy as the Times' reported -- and them some! So, whether you're in the Northern Hemisphere cooped up inside to keep warm, or in the Southern Hemisphere enjoying the middle of summer, it should make for a most interesting read, especially for a non-fiction book. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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