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The Pastor's Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day...
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Reason To Quit Smoking No. 600
TENERIFE, Canary Islands -- As if smokers need yet another reason to quit, Voyeurwebbers, there's the following interesting item from the Canary Islands.
More than £1 million worth of counterfeit cigarettes filled with rabbit droppings instead of tobacco have been confiscated by customs officials in Spain.
The fake cigarettes - due to be sold on the black market as famous brands - were discovered after British holiday makers in the Canary Islands smelled a rat whenever they lit up.
"They stunk. They smell just as you'd imagine burning poo to smell," said one customs official in Tenerife.
Police and customs staff arrested 12 smugglers in an undercover operation to intercept the cigarettes as they landed on a boat from China.
"They not only smell bad but the toxic chemicals they give off are pure poison," explained a customs official.
-- Aaacckk! Cough! Cough! ...Just the thought of smoking rabbit poop makes me cough, Voyeurwebbers. This sounds like one of those teenage movie scenes where the main characters buy a bag of bogus homegrow ... Hmmm.... I wonder how much the British holiday makers paid for those bunny poop "cigarettes"? Hehehe! Well, at least you don't have to worry about getting ripped off here at Voyeurweb, where you'll always get the biggest bang for your buck in amateur adult entertainment. To begin with, there are all of our free sections, like Private Shots and Freestyle, featuring lovely, alluring and downright sexy women from all over the planet, and our sexplicit sextions like Home Clips videos and Red Clouds more than live up to their "sexplicit" billing. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead, take a browse around the site, and the sites within the site, not to mention the sights within the sites within the site ... er ... umm ... Oh poop! I've lost my train of thought again, hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Erotic Gulliver? by K.
Remember the classic novel "Gulliver's Travels" by Jonathan Swift, Voyeurwebbers? Since it was first published in 1726, the story has delighted children and adults and has been made into movies, animated movies and television shows. The book, in one form or another, has been in publication for 379 years, which certainly qualifies it as a "classic".
Now, a Russian book publisher claims Gulliver's original story was written by someone other than Swift, and it was anything but wholesome family fare. It was, the publisher claims, an erotic novel, titled "The Erotic Adventures of Lemuel Gulliver".
This "original" version is being marketed by Neonilla Samukhina, of St. Petersburg, and recently went on sale in Moscow bookstores.
It features Gulliver in hot, passionate and steamy encounters with the six-inch tall Lilliputians, and working as a sex toy for the 60-feet tall Brobdingnagians.
Samukhina said she bought the erotic version of the story from the Ford family, who were descendants of a close friend of Jonathan Swift. Alas, the article Eye came across failed to identify specifically which Ford family Samukhina was talking about.
"They (the Ford family) had tried in the past to get it published but had never been believed that it was genuine, and I was skeptical," she admits. "But historians have authenticated the age of the material and even style of writing," Samukhina told reporters.
The book reportedly has Gulliver describing how Lilliputian women give him and themselves sexual pleasure.
Lovers of the Swift version of Gulliver as well as literary critics in general, will no doubt cry "foul" over Samukhina's claim. To them, Swift's book is a work of political and philosophical satire. Which is true enough.
However, in browsing through my trusty copy of The Oxford Companion To English Literature, there is some evidence that Swift's version may not be totally original. It states: "Swift probably got the idea of a satire in the form of a narrative of travels at the meetings of the Scriblerus Club and probably intended it to form part of the 'Memoirs of Scriblerus'; indeed Scriblerus is described in the 'Memoirs' as visiting the same countries as Gulliver." Incidentally, the Scriblerus Club's stated purpose was to ridicule "all the false tastes in learning" the members perceived in their day.
It is clear the Club's members related fictional travel tales to amuse themselves and poke fun at "the establishment" of the time. Does this prove Ms. Samukhina's claim? No; but does not disprove it either, and it certainly leaves the door open for more research on the subject. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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