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1. If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure.
2. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
3. I'd Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You.
4. She Got The Gold Mine But I Got The Shaft.
5. How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
6. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
7. Heaven's Just A Sin Away.
8. At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self-Service Pump.
9. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now!
10. Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
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Legal Loophole Allows Nudity In New York!
NEW YORK CITY, New York -- Hot dang, Voyeurwebbers! It's okay to go nekkid in the Big Apple.
A New York lawyer whose client, a model, was cleared of lewdness charges said a legal loophole allows public nudity in the city.
Tom Hillgardner said prosecutors dropped their case against Kathleen Neill, 26, because they were afraid going forward would expose a legal loophole allowing most forms of public nudity, according to news reports.
Ms. Neill, who stripped down and posed for nude pictures for photographer Zach Hyman at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, had been charged with an exposure statute, public lewdness and endangering the welfare of children due to the presence of a crowd of children who witnessed the unauthorized photo shoot.
"My argument is, you can go stark, raving, completely nude in Times Square, or Rockefeller Center or the Metropolitan Museum of Art," said Hillgardner.
The lawyer said case law protects non-sexual nude physical activity, such as sports, from lewdness charges. He said the crowd of schoolchildren had already been exposed to nude art at the museum.
"Perchance they looked at a boob!" Hillgardner joked.
-- They can have nude sports in New York City?!! This is gonna change the sports world as we know it, Voyeurwebbers. I predict a huge "surge" in women's sports on cable t.v. when word of this gets around, hehehe! And if, perchance, you have a desire to look at a boob or two, you're at the right place because every day you can find hundreds of boobs and their sexy, temptress owners, hehehe!, at any of Voyeurweb's free sections. Not enough? Then I recommend VW's huge archives, Funbags, where you can find thousands and thousands of beautiful, shapely boobs -- and other delectable body parts, hehehe!, from more than a decade of women contributers. -- Igor
EYE ON: Poland by K.
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant, Voyeurwebbers. And for 24-year-old Maciej Nowak, of Urzedow, Poland, it was one hell of a hydrant day.
First, his girlfriend dumped him. So he did what any self-respecting, stable, red-blooded young man would do upon getting dumped -- he pulled himself together, gathered his wits about him and went straight into a bar, swilling down drinks for what became one heck of a bender.
And it must have been a doozy, too, because two days later as Nowak was walking along a lakeside beach to see if he could find his clothes, he found instead the police.
Which was a good thing because, as it turned out, the police were looking for him. Or, rather, they were looking for his body. And there it was standing right in front of them.
After getting dumped and blitzed, Nowak wandered away from his friends. When his clothes were found the next morning by a lake, his friends feared he had killed himself.
They contacted police and, just as police divers were about to call in a submarine, Nowak appeared and asked what all the fuss was about.
"He told us that he can't remember why he had taken his clothes off because he had been drunk. But he woke up at a nearby house. Apparently they had found him naked and taken him in and let him sober up," said a police spokesman.
Meanwhile, Nowak's girlfriend Kasia Lubelska, 23, said she wouldn't be getting back with him.
"It's stupid things like this that caused me to dump him. How can I allow someone like him to be the father of my children?" she said.
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, young Mr. Nowak is in for yet another hydrant day. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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