OUR DAILY SURPRISE LINK
Heya, Voyeurwebbers! Want to know what your head looks like when it's squeezed by a giant? Hey! Who doesn't, eh! How about holding a fully grown and attractive woman in the palm of your hand ... literally! There's an old saying: "Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see." At today's Surprise Link photo gallery you'll find "half of what you see" should be changed to "everything you see", hehehe! There are no photo-manipulations involved in the images you're about to see. They just happen to be picture taken at just the right angle ... some planned, some not. And some, I'm pleased to say, are risque ... but I'll leave it to you to figure out which ones, hehehe! Pay attention because we might have a Red Clouds contest along these lines ... maybe. Okie, take off all your clothes, get ready not to believe your eyes, and Click Here
OUR WIKI SEX EDUCATION
You sure know everything about sex - don't you? Well, then you don't have to click " Masturbation" on our Sex Wiki...otherwise: Enlighten yourself and enjoy!
BAD HUMOR
Love Poem of the South
Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so
Pappy told her, Susie gal
You'll have to find another
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know
But Joe is yo' half brother
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, There's trouble still...
You can't marry Will, my gal
And please don't tell your Mother
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brothers
But Mama knew and said my child
Just do what makes yo' happy
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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Testy Festy About To Get Underway
CLINTON, Montana, USA -- Hot dang, Voyeurwebbers! They are busy getting things ready at the Rock Creek Lodge in Clinton, Montana.
Yep, the annual and world famous Testicle Festival for 2010 runs from August 4th through 8th, so lather up an appetite. And at the lodge, they don't just prepare bull testicles for fine dining, they expect a good many men to be showing off their testicles, too!
That's because the Rock Creek Lodge is billing this year's "testy festy" as "5 days and nights of wild, sexy, naked fun..." featuring such activities as a Wet T-shirt Contest for the ladies; and a Ball Eating contest for anyone who enjoys a good bull ball for breakfast, lunch, dinner or a contest.
Other contests include an Undie 500, Oil Wrestling, a Nice Chest contest perhaps balanced, more or less, by a Beer Belly contest, and a BRAND NEW event, the Big Balls Contest.
-- Od's Balls, Voyeurwebbers! The Testy Festy is going big (balls) time this year! They even have a set of hard and fast rules for you to follow and if you don't, you and your balls will be asked to leave. What kind of rules apply to "5 days and nights of wild, sex naked fun"? This kind: No minors. No pets. No weapons or firearms. No fireworks or explosives. No brought-in beverages or coolers. No possession or use of illegal drugs. No fighting or verbal or physical abuse. No theft or destruction of property. No littering or RV dumping. No glass containers. And no whiners or assholes! Of course, if you don't have the time to drive to Montana, you can have your own, private "testy festy" from home by visiting VW's sexplicit sexctions like Red Clouds, or viewing the movies at our Erotic Amateur Videos, not mention our galactically huge archive, FunBags, hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Australia by K.
In less than a month, Voyeurwebbers, Australia's prime minister Kevin Rudd resigned due to low polling numbers, his deputy prime minister stepped into the breech -- which some say she caused -- to become the country's first woman prime minister, and she then called for new elections scheduled for August.
But these will not be just any routine Ausssie elections. In fact, they may turn out to be Downunder's sexist elections ever because the Australian Sex Party (ASP) is putting forth candidates for office.
Offering itself as a choice to what the party says is a definite conservative bent of Australia's three major political parties at a campaign launch in a Melbourne pub, Fiona Patten, ASP's glamorous president and candidate for a seat in the Victoria state Senate, told a press conference it is time an Australian political party pushed the boundaries.
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ASP is running four candidates for the Victoria state Senate, while in New South Wales there are three contenders, and two Senate candidates will stand in each of the states of Western Australia, South Australia, the Northern Territory and Queensland. The Sex Party is also putting up candidates for the lower house seats of La Trobe, Melbourne, Melbourne Ports, Warringah, Bennelong and Swan.
Personal freedom and moral issues such as gender, sex abuse, gay marriage, drug law reform and censorship are cornerstones of the party's identity.
"I want an Abbott-proof fence built around Australia so that the nanny state that the coalition and the ALP have jointly-built over successive decades can be turned back," said Ms Patten.
ASP has a membership of just over 3,000 voters, Voyeurwebbers, which doesn't represent a lot of votes, but does represent a lot of potential campaign workers who might just turn out a lot of votes on the Aug. 31 election day, as Ms. Patten hinted when she told the press conference: "In the privacy of the polling booth, anything could happen."
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, Australia's three major political parties better watch out, or they could be bitten on the butt by an ASP! K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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