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Alrightie, Voyeurwebbers, they said it couldn't be done, but someone else said "bullsh*t to that!" and thus we have another Video Day at the Surprise Link department. Today's site features the video they said couldn't be done: namely, making a video list of the "Top 10 Worst Women Drivers". We don't know why people said this couldn't be done, but it obviously has been done. Then, again, we don't know the answers to a lot of things, hehehe! Oh, be sure to check out numbers 5 and 3 at today's site, they're my favorites, hehehe! Okie, grab a tall cold one, get comfy and be thankful you aren't paying the auto insurance for these ladies, hehehe! Okie, go ahead and park ... er .. Click Here
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BAD HUMOR
Jane Was Ugly
Jane was ugly -- so ugly, it hurt.
Having never had a boyfriend, she asked a psychic for help.
The psychic said, "Jane, you will not be lucky in love in this lifetime, but, you will be reincarnated and then you will be Earth's most desirable woman. Men will fall at your feet. And you will find great joy."
Jane left happy and excited. On her way home, going over a bridge, she thought, "The sooner I die, the sooner my great new life will begin."
So she stopped her car right there and jumped off the bridge. Incredibly, she didn't die! She landed in the back of an open truck loaded with bananas, but she did faint.
After riding a few miles, she came to, drowsy, unable to see well, not knowing where she was, and started feeling her surroundings.
Feeling all those bananas, she laughed and said, "Gentlemen, please. One at a time!"
Military Humor
On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent.
The conversation turned to food.
"In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day," said the Russian.
The Englishman responded, "In the British Army, we get 4,000 calories a day."
The American bragged, "The U.S. Army gives us 8,000 calories."
The Russian laughed. "Nonsense!" he snorted. "No man could eat that much cabbage!"
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Naked Cowgirl In 'Slow-Speed' Chase ... DOH!
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas, USA -- Just like her counter-part, the cowboy, no self-respecting cowgirl would be caught dead without their boots on, Voyeurwebbers. It's a cowboy/cowgirl/cowperson tradition; and that tradition is alive and well in the U.S. state of Texas.
Of course, if you're going to lead Corpus Christi Police on a car chase, it would be advisable to have not only your boots on, but something else on, too... anything really, doesn't have to be fancy.
Corpus Christi police said they arrested an 18-year-old woman who led them on a chase while wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots.
Police said officers responding to a call about a suspicious person around 3:10 a.m. spotted Taylor Burnham, 18, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots, according to local news reports.
Ms. Burnham jumped into the driver's seat of the vehicle and led police on a slow-speed chase into a neighboring subdivision, where she drove onto a sidewalk before coming to a stop.
Ms. Burnham, who appeared to be intoxicated, was charged with misdemeanor drunk driving as well as felony evading arrest in a vehicle.
Police said they do not know why Ms. Burnham, who was released after posting $3,500 bond, was driving in the nude.
-- Yep, buckaroos, there's nothing quite like those cowboy/cowgirl/cowperson traditions, and nobody in the entire state of Texas could find fault with Ms. Burnham on upholding at least two of those traditions throughout this incident: She wasn't caught with her boots off and -- even though she was allegedly inebriated -- she didn't panic, that's why the police referred to their pursuit of Ms. Burnham as a "slow-speed chase", hehehe! Hmmm ... 18 and naked, eh? I wonder if the Corpus Christi police cars have those dashboard video cams...if so, you know to post 'em (wink-wink), hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Freudenschaden by K.
The Germans have a term -- freudenschaden -- which loosely translates into that very human trait of secretly or openly taking pleasure in the discomfort or misfortune of another person and, generally speaking, the more embarrassing the discomfort or misfortune, the better.
Which bring us to Tremonton, Utah, where we can all take a little freudenschaden from a very embarrassing moment for an unnamed man.
Police there said a man playing a DVD at his child's birthday party accidentally showed pornographic images to the assembled kids.
Tremonton Police Chief Dave Nance told local news media the images were briefly shown on the projector connected to the man's laptop computer while he was attempting to play a rented copy of "The Smurfs" on DVD.
The man, whose name was not released, reported the incident to police and blamed the DVD, but officers did not find any problems with the disc and believe the pornographic images likely came from the man's laptop.
Chief Nance said police are not pursuing the matter any further.
"He's got some explaining to do (to children at the party and their parents)," he said.
Aren't glad this happened to this guy instead of to you? Welcome to freudenschaden! In this case, however, the unnamed dad did the right thing, so did the police by taking no further action, and we all learned an important lesson -- always pre-check anything you plan to play for children, that way you won't have to do some serious explaining to their parents ... not to mention the police. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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