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BAD HUMOR
Joke Threesome
1. On The Elevator
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel elevator and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
2. First Fight
Todd and Jill had just gotten back from the honeymoon, and were having their first fight, and it was a big one.
No matter what Todd tried to say or do, Jill refused to compromise, or even listen.
He started growing exasperated.
After a while, Todd said, "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey."
Jill replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding."
3. Blonde Joke No. 597
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! "My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL' and there's nothing in the mailbox!"
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Underwear-Masked Woman Robs McDonald's ... What The ...?
MIDWEST CITY, Oklahoma -- This could probably only happen in Oklahoma, Voyeurwebbers, but, now that it has had some news media attention outside that state, it could start a trend.
Police in Midwest City, Oklahoma, said they are trying to identify a woman who used underwear on her head as a disguise when she grabbed money from a McDonald's drive-through.
Police Chief Brandon Clabes said a cashier at the 24-hour McDonald's noticed money missing from the drive-through register at about 3 a.m., and a manager inspecting the security tape saw a woman wearing underwear on her head reach in through the window and take the cash, according to local news reports.
Police said the woman also wore gloves and the underwear was held in place by a blond wig and yellow paper clips.
Clabes said the video shows the woman approach the window but back off when a car pulls up nearby. The woman returned to the window a moment later and used a key to open the cash register.
-- YIKES! Oh, sorry, Voyeurwebbers, but the image a woman wearing underwear on her head under a blonde wig held in place by yellow paper clips startled me for a second. And since she was wearing underwear on her head, there's a 50-50 chance she wasn't wearing any undies below the waist, hehehe! But why waste time with something that's only a 50-50 chance of going your way when you have a sure thing like Voyeurweb. Yep, if you visit VW's sexplicit Red Clouds sextion -- whether it's to watch the videos or admire the photos -- the hard part, so to speak, will be spotting any undies at all. Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Dirty Words by K.
You may not have noticed it, Voyeurwebbers, but freedom of expression received a modest boost last week when the 2nd Federal Appeals Court in Manhattan, New York, threw out the 2004 Federal Communications Commission policy that said that profanity referring to sex or excrement is always indecent.
The court didn't mince any words in handing down its ruling last week, saying the FCC's policy is unconstitutionally vague and threatens speech "at the heart of the First Amendment."
"By prohibiting all 'patently offensive' references to sex, sexual organs and excretion without giving adequate guidance as to what 'patently offensive' means, the FCC effectively chills speech, because broadcasters have no way of knowing what the FCC will find offensive," wrote the court.
"To place any discussion of these vast topics at the broadcaster's peril has the effect of promoting wide self-censorship of valuable material which should be completely protected under the First Amendment," it added.
The court softened the blow a bit when it said the FCC might be able to craft a policy that does not violate the First Amendment.
In a statement, FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski basically said the only thing he could say: "We're reviewing the court's decision in light of our commitment to protect children, empower parents, and uphold the First Amendment."
The suit against the FCC's policy was brought by Fox Television Stations, Inc., the Media Access Project, which represented musicians, producers, writers and directors.
MAP policy director Andrew Jay Schwartzman, policy director of Media Access Project, which joined the case on behalf of musicians, producers, writers and directors, said: "The score for today's game is First Amendment one, censorship zero."
Not so pleased with the ruling, Parent Television Council President Tim Winter called it a slap in the face to parents and families.
Last week's ruling by the three-judge panel came after the Supreme Court last year upheld the policy on procedural grounds and returned it to the 2nd Circuit for consideration of constitutional arguments.
Judge Rosemary Pooler wrote for the three-judge appeals panel, describing the evolution of the FCC's rules for what it regarded as indecent speech. She recounted how the FCC first exercised its authority to regulate speech it considered indecent in 1975 after the airing of comedian George Carlin's "Filthy Words" monologue containing a 12-minute string of expletives broadcast on the radio at 2 p.m.
In the end, Voyeurwebbers, the three judges on the 2nd Federal Appeals Court in Manhattan didn't slap anyone in the face. They simply upheld Americans' constitutional right to freedom of speech and expression. Perhaps the most important of all the rights guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution. At least that's the way Eye sees it. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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