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Heya, Voyeurwebbers! I came across one of the best headlines on a news item I've seen in a long time and it actually provided some positive news on global warming. Here's the headline: "Great Tits Cope Well With Warming". Isn't that a great headline! "Wow!", I thought, "this is great news! It means global warming won't cause a shortage of great tits! It means great tits will be warmer, all the better for cuddling! It means that natural or silicone, great tits will prevail on this planet!" News this good has to be shared, Voyeurwebbers, so, go ahead, read the full news item that went with the headline. There's even a great tits photo or two to ... umm ... titillate you, hehehe!. Click Here
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When thee is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Officer In Pursuit Pulled Over By ... Uhh ... Officer In ... Er ... Pursuit
KALOCSA, Hungary -- Of all the WTF stories in the news these days, Voyeurwebbers, the following is one of the best. A car chase in Kalocsa region of southern Hungary ended when a police car pursuing a suspected car thief was pulled over for speeding. It all began when Inspector Zsolt Gyepes, head of the Kalocsa regional police in southern Hungary, spotted the crook breaking into the car but forgot to put on his siren as he gave chase. He was in hot pursuit when he was caught by traffic police doing 60 mph in a 30 mph zone.
The stolen car sped off, but the police chief had to stop to avoid running over one of his officers. They refused to let him off even though they recognized him. The officers refused to be swayed and told him that because he had not put on the car's police siren he would face a fine like any other driver.
-- WTF??!! They pulled over a fellow officer who was in hot pursuit of a thief? And gave him a speeding ticket?! And, in the process, allowed the thief to get away??!! WFT??!! If the other officers recognized the Inspector as he zipped by, why didn't they just radio him and say something like, "Hey, numbnuts, put your frickin' siren on!"? There are way to many WTFs in this story, Voyeurwebbers. Fortunately, you can visit places where the WTF phrase doesn't exist. Places like VW's sexplicit RedClouds and HomeClips sextions. Yep, you'll never need to utter WTF at either sextion. Of course, you might say things like "omigodomigodomigod ...OH-MI-GAWD!!", or like "How in the heck does she do that??" or "I've died and gone to heaven!" ... well, you get the idea. Hehehe! -- Igor
Beer Power by K.
Never underestimate the power of beer, Voyeurwebbers. Having just a little beer around can have interesting consequences, so you can imagine what might happen if you had lots of beer around. Which brings us to Ma Yanjun, a carpenter in the village of Qiqiao in China's Shaanxi Province. While it is not clear whether Ma Yanjun drinks beer, he did have a lot of empty beer bottles -- big liter-and-a-half or 2-liter bottles. Ma Yanjun also had a problem. He wanted his mother to be able to take hot showers -- not an easy thing to attain on a peasant's existence. We may never know if Ma Yanjun had just finished another beer when it happened but, suddenly, in a flash, he had an inspiration! With wood, 60 beer bottles (empty), and some rubber hoses and Chinese ingenuity, Ma Yanjun had made a low-budget, low-tech solar water heater. Is that cool or what?
The beer bottles lie on a board in rows, all connected by hoses which allow cold water to flow through them and be heated by the sun. "I invented this for my mother. I wanted her to shower at any time more comfortably," Ma Yanjun told reporters. "A real solar water heater is too expensive to me, so I came up with the idea of making one on my own. I hope this invention can be promoted nationwide, and allow mothers in undeveloped rural areas to have a hot shower." Ma has now helped more than 20 families in the village to make and install their own beer bottle solar water-heaters. He says he will build a public bathroom for the village using his invention when he has the money to buy enough beers.
*Siffile-Sniffle* ... *Honk!* ... *Sniffle-Sniffle* ... Sorry, Voyeurwebbers, but Eye always gets a little misty whenever he hears a new "Great Tales About Beer" story. And this story had it all: beer, pathos, beer, drama, beer, inspiration, beer, victory! and beer. And now Ma Yanjun is sharing his success with others in his village. Ohhh the humanitarianism! ... Beer, Voyeurwebbers, it's not just for breakfast anymore. Now, it can change the world. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
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