OUR DAILY SURPRISE LINK
Okie, Voyeurwebbers, today's Surprise Link video is all about funbagos -- you know, boobs, hehehe! And I'm not just talking about your average, every day variety of boobies, although they are very nice. You've heard of double-Ds, and, if you're lucky, you've even seen a pair or two in the flesh. Today, however, I'm talking about BIG boobies. Really BIG BOOBIES! How does triple-H boobies sound? Well, you can watch these amazing atomic boobies in action simply by stripping off all your clothes, thinking "Omigosh! I had no idea they could be sooo BIG!" Hehehe! Here's a safety tip: be sure to set you beer in a safe place before you Click Here
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BAD HUMOR
Two Sisters
Mrs. Shapiro, the matchmaker, went to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr. Cohen, don't wait too long. I know just the woman for you. Just say the word and you'll be married in no time,"
she told him.
"Don't bother," replied Cohen, "I've got two sisters at home who look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good," said Mrs. Shapiro, "but, Mr. Cohen, all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
Cohen replied, "I said I had 'two sisters' at home. I didn't say they were my sisters!"
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CEO Reprimanded For Showing Nude Woman In Presentation
FALUN, Sweden -- It isn't every day that a c.e.o. gets reprimanded, Voyeurwebbers, but that's what happened to Par Nyberg, the chief executive of the Kopparstaden municipal housing company in Falun, Sweden. Nyberg, 63, received a formal warning and his pay was docked after the projector he ran during a presentation to the company's board of directors displayed an image of a nude woman instead of the first slide, according to Swedish news reports.
"Par Nyberg has clearly violated our IT (information technology) policy for which he has the utmost responsibility," said Erich Colberg, chairman of the company's board. "He's done something extremely stupid. But he promises that it will never happen again."
Nyberg apologized for the incident, saying the pictures were pop-ups that appeared while he was visiting other Web sites.
"I'm really sorry. It was a mistake that runs counter to all standards of morality," he said. "But it's not illegal. It wasn't child porn or anything like that, but a naked woman."
-- DOH! One of the first lessons you need to learn in business, Voyeurwebbers, is that c.e.o.s have a sense of humor but boards of directors do not. Still, if it was just an image of a nekkid woman, most likely aimed at lightening the mood at the directors' meeting, I think Mr. Nyberg's punishment was unfair. Issuing a warning was alright, but docking his pay was unnecessary and uncalled for. Having said that, there is no way I'm buying into Mr. Nyberg's "pop-up" explanation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm dashing over to VW's sexplicit home videos sextion to do a little "popping up" of my own, hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Cleavage by K.
Imagine you're a police officer, Voyeurwebbers, and you're interviewing a woman as a possible character witness in a murder case. The woman's attire is revealing lots of cleavage. The interview is going well when, suddenly, a critter pops up between her ample breasts.
When this happened earlier this week to Warren, Ohio, Police Detective Warren Mackey, the officer said he was stunned, but didn't lose his poise when, during an interview, a squirrel climbed out of the cleavage of a woman he was questioning. You read that right: a squirrel.
The interview took place in the Warren Police station, which means the unique incident was recorded for posterity on CCTV. Eye predicts the video will be all over the World Wide Web by the time you read this.
"No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room," Detective Mackey told local news reporters. "I kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."
The unidentified woman -- who was not under arrest -- didn't acknowledge the pop-up breast-squirrel either. As it climbed out of her clothes, she simply scooped the squirrel up and placed it back in her cleavage.
"I really didn't know what to say," said Mackey.
A police spokesman said neither the woman nor the squirrel are expected to testify at the trial.
Eye thinks it's too bad that the cleavage-climbing squirrel won't be testifying, Voyeurwebbers. Just think of the things the little bugger could reveal. And there is no truth to the rumors that the squirrel, who also was not named, has signed a t.v. deal for a documentary movie "My Life As A Cleavage Captive". K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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