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The Set Up
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh, it's not over yet," says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills. "What in the world are these?" she asks.
"Aspirin," he replies.
"But I don't have a headache," says she.
"GOTCHA!" he replies.
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Teen Says He Was Robbed By Topless Blondes
STUART, Florida -- It was the worst of days and best of days for 18-year-old Olmer Morales of Stuart, Florida, Voyeurwebbers.
The Florida teenager claims he was attacked and robbed by four topless blonde women on his way to work.
Olmer told police the attack happened as he rode his bike to work one morning in Stuart, Martin County.
A heavy-set blonde woman wearing a white long sleeved shirt and overalls stopped him by grabbing his handle bars, according to the police report. Four thinner blonde-haired women, all wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras, then surrounded him and stole the $100 (£56) in his back pocket, Morales told deputies.
Authorities searched the area but didn't find any of the suspects.
-- We should all be so lucky, Voyeurwebbers, hehehe! And all he could give in the way of a description of the topless blonde robbers was that one was stout and the other four were thinner? This, of course, tells us that young Olmer was looking were every red-blooded-young man would look. I'm surprised he didn't describe the robbers at eight bouncing boobies and a shirt, hehehe! Speaking of bouncing boobies, Voyeurwebbers, it you haven't already visited our galactically huge archieves, Funbags, where you will find galaxies of tongue-hardening bare boobies, firm, shpaely bare derriers, and long, shapely bare legs ... not to mention all the other good parts, hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Underpants by K.
. A U.S. company has come up with a product that will make it much more difficult to for people in crowded elevators (or lifts) who have be victimized by someone with flatulence to identify the culprit. It remains to be seen if this is product is a good or bad thing but, at first whiff, Eye thinks maybe it's a good thing.
The company, Garment Guard, has come up with a new kind of underpants containing "gas neutralizers" made from carbon fabric that has undergone activated carbon anti-microbial treatments that, in turn, allow the underpants to absorb all smells.
Actually, what caught Eye's attention was the name under which these new non-odorous skivvies are being marketed -- Subtle Butt. Cute, eh? A 5-pack sells for about $10.
According to a Garment Guard blurb, "This pack of 5 saving graces effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick it in the right place and you're ready for a chilli cook-off." YEEHAW! Eye was also amused by the company's polite way of saying "stick it to your arse".
Yet Subtle Butts are not quite the perfect product for those who suffer from meteorism (i.e.uncontrolled farting), Voyeurwbbers. Although they can stifle odors, they cannot muffle the sounds usually associated with flatulence. And, of course, there still remains no cure for skidmarks.
Eye also needs to remind everyone that whenever a product or service is mentioned in this column, Eye is neither endorsing nor recommending the products or services; Eye is just reporting on them. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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