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Call Center Conversations Downunder
Editor: The following conversations actually took place at call centers for various businesses in Australia. Enjoy!
A Travel Center
Customer: "I've been calling 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to inquiries. Can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, Sir?"
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Center."
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours."
Samsung Electronics
Customer: "Can you giveme the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
Customer: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall."
Legal Advice
Caller (inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in France): "If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
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Phew! Police Say Sex Doll Posed No Threat
HALMSTED, Sweden -- Men all over Sweden are heaving huge sighs of relief, Voyeurwebbers, now that the police in the city of Halmsted have declared that blow-up sex dolls pose no threat to the public.
There was some question of this when a bound-and-gagged blow-up sex doll triggered a bomb scare in Halmsted.
Police evacuated a restaurant and cordoned off the area while bomb technicians investigated the scene, noting the area was reopened an hour later once police determined the blow-up sex doll posed no threat, even if it was bound and gagged.
Halmsted police said the doll left by men after a stag party. The doll apparently was jettisoned by the party goers as they left a bar.
-- What the...?! Wait just a minute here, Voyeurwebbers! Do you really think it took the Halmsted police an entire hour to determine that a bound-and-gagged blow-up sex doll was no threat to the community? Seems to me that shouldn't have taken more than five minutes at most ... Unless ... well, there's was plenty of K-Y jelly on hand, hehehe! But you don't have to worry about blow-up sex dolls, Voyeurwebbers, and all the problems they have with inflation, deflation and, yes, even stagflation, hehehe! Nosireebob! You've got something much better than a blow-up sex doll. Right here at Voyeurweb you have thousands and thousands of lovely, attractive, sexy real women from all over the planet and not one of them is a bomb ... although they can certainly blow your "fuse", the ensuing "explosion" is not considered a threat to anyone. Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Golf by K.
There was a bit of a brouhaha at a Brisbane golf club recently, Voyeurwebbers.
At issue was whether Australian golfer Don "Dasher" Asher would be allowed to play on the men's team of the Wynnum Golf Club. Apparently the other members of the men's team opposed Dasher Asher being on the team.
For his part, Dasher Asher said he got along fine with his chums at the Wynnum Golf Club ... until he showed up in a dress.
When all the dust had settled and the petticoats had been "unbunched", Asher, 52, of Redland City, was booted from the club's men's team because members were upset when they found out he was taking hormones in preparation for a sex-change operation.
Given that Aussie men are noted for their macho attitudes, Voyeurwebbers, Eye can easily see why Dasher Asher's news about a sex change operation, not to mention showing up at the clubhouse in a dress, might have made the other team members a tad uncomfortable.
In the end, it took an emergency meeting at the club to resolve the issue. Although Asher was booted from the men's team, he was given permission to play for the ladies team, a move that's just fine by him, according to various news reports.
"It feels as though everything is right at last," said Dasher, whose wife and 27-year-old son are standing by him. "It was hard when certain male members were trying to kick me out of the club, but the women have been absolutely lovely."
Asher has already refigured his handicap playing from the women's tees.
Naturally there's just no pleasing everyone, Voyeurwebbers. Some members of the Wynnum Golf Club won't play while Asher is on the course. Then there's the little issue off his using the women's toilet and shower facilities since his transformation to female isn't yet complete.
So there you have it, Voyeurwebbers. Eye should also point out that VW's Asher is not -- in any way, shape or form -- related to Don "Dasher" Asher, of Redland City, Downunder. FORE!! K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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