OUR DAILY SURPRISE LINK
Alrightie, Voyeurwebbers, it's Video Day again at the Surprise Link department. Today's video not only features a big -- better make that BIG -- surprise, it also provides lots of laughs. Unless, of course, you're a prude, in which case you're at the wrong website so bugger off, hehehe! Not only does today's site provide a very funny embarrassing moment, Voyeurwebbers, but you know how I'm always saying you should take your clothes off? Well, this video provides a good example of the proper way you should do this for a Surprise Link, hehehe! So have some fun, take your clothes off along with the person in today's video and in the same manner. Believe me, your co-workers will never look at you the same way again, hehehe! Okie, Click Here
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Know When To Stop
(Warning: Major Groaner)
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son anyway and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells his son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent.
The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."
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Bride, Groom Spend Wedding Night In Separate Jail Cells
LAKESIDE, Michigan - What is it with wedding receptions these days, Voyeurwebbers? It seems like more and more of them are ending up in brouhahas or fracases that lead to the police being called.
Such was the case when a wedding reception in Lakeside, Michigan, ended with the bride and groom spending the night in separate jail cells after a melee, said police.
Investigators said Andy Somora, 29, and Anna Pastuszwska, 28, both formerly of Chicago, Illinois, were shocked with police stun guns and arrested at the reception at Burnison Galleries after police officers from 14 departments were called to calm things down, according to news reports.
"The short version of the story is they didn't want to quit their partying," said Berrien County's chief assistant prosecutor. "If you put this in the class of wedding receptions gone bad, I guess this would take the cake."
Somora's father, uncle, aunt and cousin also were arrested.
Somora pleaded guilty to a felony charge of resisting and obstructing police. The groom, who also was charged with disturbing the peace, could face imprisonment at his Sept. 15 sentencing for the felony charge.
Meanwhile, his bride, Ms. Pastuszwska, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge after she was initially accused of resisting and obstructing. She was fined $600.
-- DOH! This must be some sort of U.S. record, Voyeurwebbers. Think about it: It took police from 14 different departments to get the wedding reception under control; both the bride and groom were tasered by police and tossed into separate jail cells; and to put some icing on what is clearly already a record, the groom's father, uncle, aunt (?) and cousin were also arrested. Ten years from now, they are all going to have a big laugh looking at the photo album from the wedding and reception ... either that or a whole new brawl will take place, hehehe! This story does, however, allow me to once again point out a couple of the many unique benefits you gain by joining our sexplicit RedClouds and/or HomeClips sextions; first, no will arrest you for it; second, you won't get tasered; third, no night(s) in jail; and fourth, lots and lots of lovely sexy ladies providing exciting, but non-violent, entertainment. Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: That's Entertainment by K.
When most of us think of entertainment, Voyeurwebbers, we think of something on the t.v. or going out to a theater, night club, concert or sporting event, to name a few venues. But the last place most of us would put on our list of locations to find exciting entertainment is -- the office.
Now, thanks to a British couple in Oldham, England, the office can also be considered a place for some exciting and amusing entertainment.
The couple both work for the Unity Partnership, an Oldham city council joint venture, and are in hot water after having sex in their office -- oblivious to being watched by a crowd of 20 people who, in typical British fashion, cheered them on.
The steamy session, up against a window on the first floor, lasted 20 minutes. The couple, however, were unaware that passers-by outside the council's offices were being treated to an x-rated display through the frosted glass.
According to various news reports, the couple's sex romp was finally broken up by two Police Community Support Officers who had also joined the crowd.
"They couldn't see or hear us and just carried on regardless as we all cheered," said one witness. "There were lots of us outside when the PCSOs went in," the witness continued. "Then someone knocked, told them they could be seen and they ducked down fast."
Regrettably, the couple were suspended pending an investigation.
Talk about great entertainment, Voyeurwebbers! But, as Eye sees it, one important items was left out of all the news reports. Namely, did this couple win the gold medal in the Office Pairs competition? K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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