| Admins |
Admin are sysops (System Operators) on Igor's payroll. They have nothing to do
with billing, webmaster, processing or anything else. They make sure the gazillions of systems run fine and smooth. If you ever come across a message from Admin at any of our BBs, you better read it thoroughly: It might be an urgent public annoucement or - if Admin talks to you personally - means, that YOU are the reason that something does not run smooth. They dont like you then. Which also means your minutes left on our servers and maybe in the internet might be counted. Our admins work 24 by 7 and typically look like here on this picture.
See also "Mods", "Systems" |
| Ass |
All 10,000 top rated asses of this planet belong to Voyeurweb Contributors. If you believe that your ass deserves to be featured at Voyeurweb, simply submit a contri and we will see....According to Voyeurweb's surveys, a man sees a woman's ass as her 2nd most important sex attribute. And hey: Some asses are not only great to look at, but they also allow you to enter them with your best part! Life is good...! A sexy ass does not need to fully nekkid all the time, there are many ways to cover a sexy rear while still looking very exciting!
See also "Ass crack", "Blue Jeans","Short Jeans","Mini"
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| Ass Crack |
A very sexy-to-look-at part of human anatomy (only if hairless and owned by a female). Also a great spot to park your penis when exhausted and tired.
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See also "Landing Strip", "Bush Hair", "Ass", |
| Blondes |
According to Igor it's a great hair color, which does not say anything about the IQ of its owner. It suffers from one thing though - Igor:" There are simply too many out there!". Also according to Igor, natural Blondes have very sensitive nipples.
See also "Brunettes", "Redheads", "Nipples" |
| Blow Jobs |
The most frequent sport exercised by RedClouders. In 2004 only, we published 797 different fully documented Blow Jobs at RedClouds. The term however is misleading: She usually sucks (not blows!!!) his erected penis in her mouth, while her hands give additional stimulation to his penis shaft and his balls. Also her tongue can stimulate his penis head. The typical final result of a Blow Job:
a - Usually her face being messed up.
b - He came, she did not!
See also "Brunettes"
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| Boobsize |
Not an important attribute at Voyeurweb. There are fans for huge boobs and tiny boobs, fans for natural boobs and enhanced boobs. The only important issue about boobs: They should harmonize with their owner and there should be no penis attached to the same body.
See also "Funbags".
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| Brunettes |
According to Igor, brunnettes are the hottest, wildest and sexiest chics on this planet. According to Igor, they give the best blowjobs.
See also "Blondes", "Redheads", "Blowjobs" |
| Bush Hair |
According to Igor the most dangerous and life-threatening feature of a lady (after a blonde's bush hair got stuck in Igor's throat and he had to go to a hospital to get the hair removed from his swollen throat).
See also "Landing Strip", "Shaved Pussy" |
| Cars built in the U.S. |
A motorized vehicle with a minimum of 4 wheels designed and assembled on US soil: Something the Americans never managed to design, build or operate properly. Also known as the #1 "Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD)" on planet earth.
See also "Porsche", "Volvo"
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| Cameltoes |
Was a fashion trend in 2000, 2001 and 2002: You could see the shape of her second lips throught her panties, bikini or pants. The little pressure on her clit was felt exciting by some ladies and led to wet spots sometimes. At this not too trendy - was replaced by low waist pants and skirts as well as Pullme strings.
See also "Pullmes", "Jeans" |
| Erected Nipples |
Look sharper and more stimulating than none-erected nipples. Keep that in mind when doing your next photos for a contribution.
See also "Funbags", "Nipples", "Wet Shirts","Blondes", |
| Eye Logo |
Our trademark registered logo. You can find it on all our pages, on all our "T-Shirts" and on many boobs around this globe. Males wear the eye-logo to demonstrate that they are part of the VW community. Ladies usually wear the eye-logo to show their readiness to have sex with Igor, or as a secret symbol that they already enjoyed sex with Igor.
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| Fun |
Voyeurweb is all about fun. While the male viewers usually have most of their fun when looking at the contris, our female contributors have lots of fun when reading through the feedback about their photos. Simple rule: If you like what you see, leave her a short nice message....and you will for sure see more of her soon! |
| Her Eyes |
Female eyes can be as erotic as female rear or tits. Looking into her eyes can be exciting like starring on her boobs. If contributors show their face on contris, Igor strongly recommends to include a photo which let us see clearly her eyes...not necessarily a close-up...
See also "Mouth", "Nipples", "Ass"
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| Extreme Voyeurism |
History at Voyeurweb since 2003.
See also "Self Photos","Lost Lawsuits" |
| Girl on Girl |
Be honest: What is more hot to watch: A guy fucking a girl or a girl going down on another girl?
Many of our contributors do one or the other girl-on-girl contri, which are marked by "GG". This does not mean, that those are strictly lesbians...it goes more along the line: 'Everybody likes sexy girls, even girls'. In this context another one of Igor's golden rules: If you want to end up with the hottest girl of the party, you need to make sure that you appear with a real hot chick at the party! |
| Global Top |
Shows the rank of a contribution. The rank is based on the average vote plus the type and frequency of sexual favors given to Igor by the model, while her husband has to:
- Sit still and watch
- From time to time encourage Igor to do even more nasty things to his wife
- Fetch Igor a beer periodically.
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| Funbags |
1. A term very often used at Voyeurweb: stands for boobs, titties, and mamas.
2. The URL of Voyeurweb's huge archive www.funbags.com
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| Fundamentalists |
Ugly black-haired pricks with black mustaches, tiny dicks and micro-balls, who believe, that they belong to a fucking superior religion. Tend to self-explode periodically. Also known as the cancer of the 21st century. Plus they all have sex with animals - sick!
See also "Unwanted Viewers and Members".
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| High Heels |
According to Igor the sexiest shoes a women can wear are high heels - but only if the shoes are the classical high heel style. Igor: "For some reason looking at a nice girl wearing high heels gives me a hard-on!".
See also "Platforms", "Nylons" |
| HoFs |
The Halls of Fame (Voyeurweb and RedClouds), where once a month Igor adds his favorite shots of the previous month. The HoF is not by vote, not by begging and not by $$$. The only way to have your picture featured at the HoFs' is to submit a picture which Igor really likes, or to serve him a blowjob once in a while.
See also "Blow Job".
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| Da House |
Da House was the first multicamera voyeur house populated by young ladies. It
opened in 1998 under then name of watchcams. Igor closed the house in 2002 with a 7 digit financial loss. Reasons which led to the end of watchcams: Legal problems, technical problems, HR problems of all kind including drugs and prostitution. In memory of one of the earlier editions of the Da House (Da House moved 4 times..), you can see a video from a Voyeurweb party in 2000, where about a dozen of 'Da Ladies' were presented to the Voyeurweb partygoers by 'Da Man'. See here Da House Girls of 2000.
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| Igor |
A pictured list of almost every girl he has had sex with, can be found here.
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| Igor's Living Room |
Is not like you might expect. No cosy couches, no romantic atmosphere but dozens and dozens of computers and other hardware, which he uses to play with new ideas when he is not at any of the Voyeurweb offices. This photo is from 1999 - in the meantime many more systems have been added..and yes: Even on his toilet you find broadband internet access and two computer screens. Only his bedroom is kept free from any electronics - no TV, no stereo, no phone, no nothing.
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| Jeans |
Blue Jeans will never go out of fashion. They go extremely good for 'Top-Less' photos as well as 'In the state of Undressing' series. The current trend are low waist jeans, combined with no panties at all or sexy "Pullmes". The most trendies jeans brand of 2005 is 'Seven of all Mankind' which transfers 99% of its female wearers into super sexy 'legs and ass'- ladies. Males however should think twice before getting one of those..it might make look you somehow gay and if you have big balls, those might be forced back into your asscrack. When you sit on your balls, it might hurt!
See also "Short Jeans".
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| Landing Strip |
According to Igor a less dangerous and life threatening pussy hair cut of a lady, as opposed to a full bush, but still risky.
See also "Bush Hair", "Shaved Pussy" |
| Lickie Lickies |
Girls licking their own boobs and sucking their own nipples- simply fantastic! A very common pose at Voyeurweb and a great way to introduce yourself in your first contribution. Hundreds of fans guaranteed instantly! Igor: "For some reason looking at a girl doing the lickie lickie thingie gives me a hard-on!"
See also "Funbags","Nipples"
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| Lost Lawsuits |
Far too many - all because of featuring "Extreme Voyeurism" for many years at Voyeurweb. |
| Masturbation |
Practiced by female Voyeurwebbers for two reasons:
a - To enjoy an orgasm while nobody is around to help.
a - To interrupt the waiting time until Igor finally will have time for the long-promissed dinner.
In both cases, usually the event needs to be documented and submitted to Redclouds. Redclouders love to watch ladies playing with themselves...
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| Mini-Skirts |
Always in fashion, always nice to look at IF following simple rules are followed:
-Shave Legs before wearing a mini!
-Never ever combine a mini with Short Jeans .
-Check your weight critically - in some cases you might look more sexy when NOT wearing that nice, short, sexy mini today.
-Combine with a thong or pullme and/or with high heels .
-Do us a little favor and please bend down once in public everytime you wear a mini! It will make you feel sexier, plus you contribute to global peace on earth!
See also "Short Jeans" |
| Mods |
Mods are volunteering Voyeurwebbers. They help to keep the Voyeurweb BBs and
feedback section to be nice and clean, wiping away spam and hateful remarks You can see our most sexy mod "Merci" here - in civilian clothes and on duty in her Voyeurweb Mod Uniform, which of course was designed by Admin..
See also "Admins", "Systems" |
| Mouth |
Her mouth is another very important erotic part of female anatomy. Besides kisses, her mouth is also important to receive blow jobs. On your first date with her, pay special attention to her mouth: It will tell you, whether your dick will first experience her mouth or her pussy or nothing at all.
See also "Blowjobs", "Nipples", "Ass", "Eyes" |
| Naked Chicks in front of Voyeurweb |
According to our surveys, 93% of our female viewers are totally nekkid when surfing Voyeurweb. If they contributed to Voyeurweb, they will call their feedback page every 30 minutes the first 16 hours and then start heavy masturbation!
Ok, that was not true. But if you store that little lie into your memories, you might give the ladies more nice feedback the next time you check out the latest contris....
See also "Masturbation" |
| Nazi and Neo-Nazis |
Ugly blonde pricks with black mustaches, tiny dicks and mini-balls who believe that they belong to a fucking superior race. Also known as the cancer of the 20th century.
See also "Unwanted Viewers and Members".
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| Nina |
The only contributor ever at Voyeurweb, that Igor has fallen in love with. They never had sex with each other and although a longer discussion during the Voyeurweb Hedo Vaccations 2003 terminated the desire on an intellectual level, he stills wants her.
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| Nipple |
According to Webster, the protuberance of a mammary gland upon which in the female the lactiferous ducts open and from which milk is drawn. For us a very important and sexy detail of female anatomy - especially if erected. If not erected, some self-lickie lickie or Floridian A/Cs will help in most cases. Can im many cases also be used as an indicator for female excitement: Are usually erected shortly before and during the female orgasm.
See also "Funbags", "Transparent Tops", "Erected Nipples"
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| Nylons |
According to Igor, one of the most sexy innovations of mankind. "Having sex with a lady who is wearing nylons is somehow electrifying!" Attention: Of course their are nylons and nylons - cheap nylons have the same effect as white cottons ! Igor's favorite brand to see on ladies are of course nylons from Wolford.(external link) and in combination with high heels!
See also "High Heels","Mini"
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| Osama Bin Laden |
A little prick with a needle dick, who believes that his religion is superior to others. He hates women and was frequently seen penetrating sheep, pigs and cows through their anus, as well as the other way round. Bin Laden was banned from Voyeurweb in 1998 and his RC membership running under his secret code name 'sheep-sucker' was terminated (no refund!) in 1999.
See also "Unwanted Viewers and Members".
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| The Press |
Media reported about Igor quite often. The German "der Spiegel" was the first one to come up with an article about Igor "The Olymp of the Voyeurs", followed by more articles and tv-news about Voyeurweb, Da House and Igor personally from all around the globe, including more than 15 TV stations, 23 radio stations and uncounted newspapers and magazines and online-press. One of best describing ones in English language is the article published by Salon Magazine and one of the most recent ones is on MSNBC.
See also "MSNBC Article","Salon Article" (external links!)
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| Platforms |
According to Igor the ugliest shoe a women can wear. Igor: "For some reason looking at a girl wearing platforms makes my penis shrink rapidly".
See also "High Heels". |
| Porsche |
Not practical at all - but still the best cars on planet earth. Driver is typically a smart, highly-intellectual, rich immigrant with an industrial-grade heavy-duty penis, or simply said a guy like Igor. Co-driver is typically a blonde with huge funbags wearing high heels , while her shaved pussy is covered by a Pull-Me.
See also "Volvo", "US Car" |
| Power Washers |
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Turn Igor on. He detected his fetish for industrial-grade power washers in 2003 right after he bought his first one to clean his pation and boat from birdshit. After successfully cleaning his boat and his patio, he demolished his own roof during the cleaning action, flattened the tires of his neighbor's car while cleaning it without asking the neighbor, cleaned all garbage containers in his neighborhood (many of them destroyed during the process), pressured washed several hundred feet of public pedestrian walkways (no damage), took out three pool heaters from neighbors while trying to clean them from birdshit and finally - when trying to clean the community's kid's playground voluntarily and destroying a public kid's slide while in action- was told by local police forces not leave his private ground ever again with his powerwasher or it would be confiscated. Reason enough for Igor to launch a 'pressure washer special photo theme' at Voyeurweb and to play with the idea of opening the 'International Museum for heavy duty Pressurewashers' when he retires. Rumors say, Igor recently started negotiations with Ferrari about a secret project called 'The Mother of all Powerwashers'. |
| Pull-Me's |
According to Igor the best trend of fashion ever: Wearing a thong in a way that her ass crack is covered but the style, color, brand and fabric of her thong is clearly visible to public.
See also "Thong", "Mini", "Jeans" |
| Racists |
Little white pricks with tiny dicks and mini-balls who believe that they belong to a superior race.
See also "Unwanted Viewers and Members". |
| Redclouds |
Voyeurweb's explicit section for members only. If you are a not a member, your dick will fall off soon!
Get a "RedClouds" membership here now to avoid occasional self-castration.
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| Redheads - Reddish hair |
Igor never had sex with a redhead - so there is nothing we can put here. If you are a redhead and you would like to have your photo published right here instead of our nice placeholder to the right plus you would like to have experimental sex with Igor, please drop him an email ASAP!
See also "Blondes","Brunettes" |
| Self Photos |
According to Igor the sexiest way to produce photos. "Even a once-upon-a-time wholehearted voyeur like me has to agree, that a selfpix of a nice lady is sexier than the best upskirt. It's my new fetish - and produces instant hard-ons."
See also "Voyeurism". |
| Shaved Legs |
According to Igor an absolute prerequisite for any lady. Igor rejects contris showing unshaved female legs since 1892. Besides the regular shave frequency, ladies should run an extra round of leg shaving, when
- they intend to wear a mini
- they intend to wear shorts
- they intend to wear nylons (nothing worse than hairs crawling through sexy stockings).
See also "Landing Strip", "Bush Hair,"Mini", "Shorts" |
| Shaved Pussy |
According to Igor a no-risk trim. Great to look at, great to lick, great to stick in. Smooth and soft. Method to produce the most smoothest pussy skin: Laser-removal of pussy hair.
See also "Landing Strip", "Bush Hair |
| Short Jeans |
Replaces the regular jeans in summer time. Should not be worn with any type of panties but always on bare ass.
However, following points should be considered:
- Require freshly shaved legs.
- Do not look good any leg shape.
- Do not look good on any ass shape.
See also "Shaved Legs"
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| Systems |
There are quite many websites out there, which claim to be hugest or largest amateur photo site in the internet. The smaller they are, the more they claim it. We dont claim anything - we simply summarize our facts:
Voyeurweb was (according to Alexa and other neutral sources) the highest frequented amateur site in 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 amd 2004 and so far in 2005. In 2005 Voyeurweb averaged 1.780 million unique visitors a day. They generate 47 million page hits a day - or - 491 million hits a day. The archives of voyeurweb ("Funbags") feature far mor than 5 million pictures. Voyeurweb, Redclouds, Funbags and Homeclips are served from more than 300 heavy duty servers - running in distributed clusters from several geograpical locations. Each server has a life time of 18 month before replaced. The backup power batteries and generators used by the Voyeurweb servers, could supply enough power for a typical 4 persons household for the duration of 16 years - or 1 week of Voyeurweb. Every day, around 11 million megabytes (11 thousand gigabytes) are being transfered through several fibre-optical super routers to our viewers. On average, every second 4246 pictures are downloaded every second of the day. At peak times, 11000 pictures a second are downloaded. Our email systems processes more than 10,000 email incoming emails every day - since we started we received more than 45 million emails. Igor replied to more than 500,000 emails personally since we started. The Voyeurweb systems are operated by socalled "Admins" and permanently monitored by so-called "bots". Voyeurweb runs on Linux since 1998. |
| Thongs |
A must have for every girl. A type of uniform for all Voyeurweb contributors: First show us your sexiest thong, then show us how you look without it. Originally a secret weapon invented by Igor in 1879 to fight the effect of white Cottons.
See also "Pullmes", "Bush Hair |
| Transparent Tops |
Turn Igor on. "For some reason looking at a transparent top gives me a hardon!". Looks great on boobs of all sizes - looks even better on erected nipples. Talking about erected nipples - Igor: "That's why god brought A/Cs to Florida".
See also "Erected Nipples, "Wet T Shirts" |
| Unwanted Members |
See also "Racists", "Nazis", "Bin Laden", Fans of "White Cottons", "Fundamentalists" |
| Volvo |
A very practical and reliable, but otherwise boring to death, car. Very often owned by men with needle dicks or ugly lesbians.
See also "Porsche", "US Car" |
| Voyeurweb Contributors |
The most sweet, sexy, hot and appreciated ladies in this universe - all of them, no exception - period! .
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| Voyeurweb T Shirts |
A must have for every Voyeurwebber. A great birthday gift for your wife, your 18-year-old bi-sexual daughter, your mother-in-law or the wife of your boss.
Order Here. |
| Voyeurweb Vaccations |
The annual event organized by Voyeurwebbers and Redclouders: a group travel to Hedonism enjoying one crazy week in Jamaica late June. A couples-only event. The only single exception: Igor |
| Wet T Shirts or Tops |
We love them. They usually lead to erected nipples. Best choice is white as this color provides the best transparency on t-shirts and tops when wet.
See also "Erected Nipples" |
| WFI |
stands for "Waiting for Igor". Igor assumes every girl in the doggy position with nobody 'standing' behind her, must be waiting for him. This is one of Igor's favorite poses. Igor: "For some reason looking at a WfI gives me a hard-on!"
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| White Cottons |
According to Igor the ugliest and most disgusting underwear ever thrown into the market for less than production costs. Igor: "White cottons are a secret weapon from Klingonia to stop mankind reproducing itself and it's a very successful weapon. No matter how sexy a lady looks, her white cottons will make my penis shrink down to 1 inch instantly and makes my balls smell almost rotten."
White cottons are banned from Voyeurweb and RedClouds since 1752 immediately after Igor figured the Klingonian strategy.
See also "Unwanted Members", "Pull Me's","Thong" |
| White Outfit |
White is our number one choice for her regular summer outfit, like pants and skirts. White usually turns transparent when under direct sunlight exposure. Remember to combine white skirts with thongs or pullmes - the best color combination is red thongs under white skirts.
See also "Pull Me's","Thong" |
| Yellow Bikinis and Swimsuits |
Yellow is our number one choice for her bikinis and swimsuits. For some reason we never figured out, every yellow bikini or swimsuit will turn totally transparent when wet! If you want to have your girl featured on our WiS section photographed by others, make sure you and her visit several beaches of this planet and she always wears yellow bikinis.
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| Your Feedback |
A very important feature at Voyeurweb. If you like this encyclopedia, you can let us and others know at Voyeurweb's "General BB" : This will encourage us to do more stuff like this for our valued viewers. If there is any point missing at our encycplodia, please let us know and we will cover it soon!
If you don't like this encyclopedia, you can also let us know at Voyeurweb's "General BB": this will stop us wasting our money, creativity, energy, Russian vodka, and Jamaican weed for morons like yourself.
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