We're Drunk... Lets Hire A Stripper!
Well, we were wasted around 10pm one evening, and I get the bright idea to get a stripper. So we went to the yellow pages, and a little hottie showed up 45 min later. For the record, god's way of telling you that you have too much money, is when you take 300$ out of the cash machine, then go to the super market, and get lots of one dollar bills. Anyway, she showed up without a bodyguard... and had a "menu" :)