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BAD HUMOR
Things I Hate About People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time ... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the t.v. remote because they refuse to walk to the t.v. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it, too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
6. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
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World Champion Gooser Basks In Victory
BOLLINGBROOK, Illinois -- When you've been named a world champion at just about anything, Voyeurwebbers, you've earned the right to feel a bit proud.
But Wade Willing, of Bollingbrook, Illinois, felt a bit differently when he was told he was the best goose caller in the world. Walling, 21, admitted he was stunned.
Walling took first prize in the annual World Goose Calling Championship in Easton, Maryland, out-honking 32 contenders and flying home with a $10,000 first prize.
"My knees were shaking, my hands were shaking," Walling told reporters in describing the moment of triumph last weekend. "I could hardly breathe. It was the most incredible feeling in the world."
Walling's father, 67-year-old Ken Walling, said "There were tears running down both of our faces."
The judges in the contest called Wade a "phenomenal caller" and said goose calling requires an enormous amount of practice.
Wade agreed that there is a lot to learn but said, "If a goose can do it, you can do it on a goose call."
-- Wow! What a unique achievement, Voyeurwebbers. I wonder if he flew home in a V-formation, hehehe! And I'll take his word for it about doing it on a goose call, hehehe! Still, goose-calling is a time-honored, traditional competition in the U.S. and the younger Mr. Walling derserves all the kudos he gets for being world champ. Accordingly, I hereby declare Wade Willing, of Bollingbrook, Illinois, as VW's official "Hero of the Moment". Nice going, champ! -- Igor
EYE ON: Sweden by K.
Say the word "Sweden" to almost any male who isn't Swedish, Voyeurwebbers, and the guy will automatically think of a very hot, very attractive blonde female, or several of them, as in the legendary "Swedish Bikini Ski Team". The legend, of course, probably says more about the observer than it does the Swedes.
Eye says that because in Sweden right now they aren't talking about good-looking blondes. Nope, they aren't even talking about good-looking brunettes, redhead, or brownettes. So, what are they talking about in Sweden these days? Witches, that's what.
A controversy was conjured up when a Swedish company -- Haxriket i Norden, based in the city of Ahus -- ran a help-wanted ad for 20 witches. The company said it is looking for five witches to work in each of its four locations.
Qinna Blomgren, a part-owner of the firm who calls herself "top witch", said the jobs became available following an internal shakeup which saw several Haxriket witches "cast out" for violating the telemarketing ethics code.
Wait a minute ... telemarketing ethics code? Isn't that an oxymoron? But Eye digresses.
"In order to work with us you don't only need to have certain skills, but you also have to be serious and prepared to continually develop," said Ms. Blomgren, adding that the company has a responsibility to its customers. "...Therefore our witches go through an employment exam so that we can see that they really can do what they say they can."
Among the required skills any Swedish woman will need to land a job as a Haxriket witch are the ability to "contact the other side, runes, tarots, crystals, herbs, rituals, exorcism, meditation, personal coaching and more," as well as a telephone land-line and Internet connection.
Meanwhile, Sweden's employment agency said it has reserved judgment on Haxriket's witch recruitment drive, saying requirements in the ad have "a lot to do with what each individual believes".
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, Sweden's employment agency has been bewitched. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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