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BAD HUMOR
Blonde Joke No. 231
A blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love and your prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to commend you and to grant you anything you wish."
"Oh, Father, I am perfectly happy. I do what I love. The Church supports me. I am content. I need nothing."
"There must be something you would like," said God.
"Well, there is one thing."
"Name it," said God.
She frowned. "It's those blonde jokes. They're so demeaning, not just to me but to blondes everywhere. Can you stop them?"
"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes are hereby stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But isn't there something I could do just for you?"
"Well, there's one thing. But it's really small and not worth Your time," she said.
"Tell me, please!" said God.
"It's the M&M's," she said. "They're so hard to peel!"
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Pole-Dancing Is Not Stripping
NEW YORK City, New York -- Residents of New York City are looking up, Voyeurwebbers. No, not at the skyscrapers that adorn the city, they've seen them all before.
These days they are looking up an 8-foot pole mounted on the back of a rickshaw. More to the point, they are looking up at pole-dancing instructor Marlo Fisken gyrating on that 8-foot pole as Andrew Katzander drives his rickshaw around the Big Apple's streets.
But dance instructor Fisken and landscaper rickshaw driver Katzander make it clear that, while Ms. Fisken offers an eyeful to New Yorkers as she spins around the pole, she is NOT stripping.
Katzander said when he takes his pedicab out with pole-dancing teacher Marlo Fisken gyrating on an 8-foot pole on the back of his cycle rickshaw, it is simple exercise for both.
"It's all legal," said Katzander, 44. "The cops can't really stop us -- I'm riding my bike and she's exercising." He added that the pair have already been stopped once by New York police.
Ms. Fisken agreed, telling reporters that, while her pole actions may be a bit seductive, they do not make her a stripper. "I'm not a stripper. Because you have high heels and you're on a pole, it doesn't mean you're doing anything raunchy," she said. "It's fun, and it's a little bit exhibitionist."
The two met through a website posting and are hoping to offer the pole-dancing service as a party gag.
-- Well, if Ms. Fisken and Mr. Katzander are looking for fun, a "little bit" of exhibitionism and a heck of a lot of exposure, then they should send Voyeurweb a contri of Ms. Fisken pole-dancing on the back of the rickshaw. I don't think we've had a contri like that yet, hehehe! And if you're into a lot more than just a "little bit" of exhibitionism, Voyeurwebbers, check out our sexplicit RedClouds and Home Clips sextions and you'll get your "pole dancing" done in no time. Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: The Ernie Awards by K.
Hot damn, Voyeurwebbers! It's time once again for the annual Ernie Awards.
What? You don't know about the Ernie Awards? Then allow Eye to explain.
Every year, a women's only event is held in Australia at the New South Wales state parliament in Sydney. There, the women vote on which males in Australia will receive Ernie Awards, which are giving out to the Australian males whose public utterances and/or actions get them voted as the most outrageous sexist pigs Downunder.
The annual awards have 10 categories. Recipients -- Eye just couldn't bring himself to call them "winners" -- are determined by the noise level of the women's boos, jeers and stamping of feet (their own feet, that is) as the nominees' names and offenses are read aloud.
"I think the message is ever vigilant, ever watchful, keeping people, keeping blokes on their toes and making sure that we name and shame them," Ernies' award organizer and lawmaker Meredith Burgmann told state radio.
This year, the top golden Ernie went to Mount Isa Mayor John Malony. For the record, Mount Isa is a remote mining town in Austalia's Outback.
Malony infuriated women in August with a suggestion that "with five blokes to every girl, may I suggest that beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mount Isa," in northwest Queensland state. Malony earned his top golden Ernie award with a defense that, "The protesters are blaming me for their looks."
At the time, the mayor said he was "telling it like it is" in a testosterone-laden town more famous for cowboys and mining lead, silver, copper and zinc than for matchmaking, sitting atop one of the world's biggest underground mines.
Malony did not win by a landslide, Voyeurwebbers. In fact, he got only a few more boos, jeers and stamping feet than Troy Buswell, treasurer of the state of Western Australia, who was accused earlier this year sniffing a female staffer's chair and snapping a bra strap.
John Westacott, news chief an Australia's major television network Channel Nine, garnered his Ernie for firing a female reporter while she was on maternity leave and for reportedly saying that female reporters needed to sexually alluring to succeed. Westacott also earned a good deal of foot stomping for saying: "Sheilas do health and consumer stories. You want your blokes, your main guns, doing the real news stories."
There are also awards for women who utter sexist comments. National conservative politician Sophie Mirabella won a silver "Elaine" award for comments "least helpful to the sisterhood" after taunting female Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard for being childless.
And just to make it a little bit more confusing for non-Aussies, the women also give out an annual "Good Ernie" Award for "boys behaving better". This year, the Good Ernie went to Rugby Union international Brendan Cannon after saying: "I don't want my daughter Phoebe growing up in the country where almost all women will be victims of physical violence or sexual abuse during their lifetimes."
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, the bad Ernies, Good Ernies and the Elaine awards are a good and, apparently, much needed thing Downunder. Kudo to Ms. Burgmann and all the other Aussie women who help organize and participate in the annual Ernie Awards. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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