Posted by: Rose @--}----
Rose has showered, dressed in her PJ's, got into bed and picked up her book when the phone rings ........ Rose: "Hello" Caller: "Oh, you are obviously not Jerry, I must have the wrong number .I dialled 5556874" Rose: "You only missed by one digit!" Caller: "Well I hope I didn't wake you up." Rose: "No, I was just reading my book" Caller: "Really, what are you reading?" Rose: "It is called 'Pretend you don't see Her'." Caller: "That doesn't sound as much fun as the game I am playing right now." Rose: "Okay, I have to ask ...and what game is that?" Caller: "It is called 'Pretend You Know What She is Wearing' and the 'She' in this case is you!" Rose: *LOL* "Oh really, and what have you decided I am wearing?" Caller: "Well, I see you in a very sexy see through nightie." Rose: "I hate to disappoint you but I am actually wearing a really oversized pair of men's flannel pyjamas just like my grandpa used to wear." Caller: " Well I bet you still look very sexy in them - in fact I see you reaching inside and touching your breasts .... are you doing that?" Rose: "That is a pretty personal thing to ask isn't it?" Caller: "I guess so, but seeing we have no idea who or where the other is, will you answer it anyway?" Rose: "So are you asking me to touch my breasts?" Caller: "Yes I am .. are you doing this now?" Rose: "Lets say for the sake of the discussion I am." Caller: "God, I wish I could see you touching your breasts. Running your hands over them, your nipples hardening, Now I see your hand sliding down across your belly, loosening the ties on your pyjama bottom and your hand disappearing inside, your fingers curling around…. Touching… Searching… Finding…. Stimulating…" Rose: "…….. mmmmmmmmmm…….." Caller: "I see your pyjamas sliding down your legs and you lying there in the glow of your reading lamp abandoning yourself to the feeling of being touched and watched ... hello ...hello… are you still there?" Rose: " Yes ... Yes I am still here ... and then what?…please tell me more…" Caller: " Well then you ................"
