Posted by: Dela Voss
Dela Voss is well known to the faculty and students as a girl with a voracious appetite, and we don’t mean the food variety. Fortunately, Home-Ec teachers Ms. Denice and Ms. Lauren were able to provide a ‘menu’ to satisfy some of her cravings. Her obvious athletic abilities allowed her to excel in indoor sports with track star Meg, while watched by Coaches Heide, Francesca and Cherokee. She also received (and gave) high marks in Ms. Dee’s Sex Ed class, although mASScot Leggy Lee couldn’t sit down for a week and had to drop out of Ms. CutiePi’s school play. She is very indiscriminate in her course selection, avoiding the heavier subjects like math and chemistry (although she did accept private(s) tutoring from WyoRae, Dragon Princess and good-girls Valedictorian ~Lara~ and Student President Kcat), and when asked would simply reply, “I like variety.” No one is safe from her ferociousness. Most of her fellow students, with the exception of posse members Rose and Giselle, try to hide if they see her walking (stalking) the halls. She is a tough girl who likes to show others, like Clown Banjo, that that she is not to be messed with. She often clashed with the likes of cheerleaders Nikki and Nina and Teacher’s Pet Lindsey, but Dela always wound up on top in these altercations, drawing a lot of moans and yelps from her , yet sated, classmates. German-born Dela is determined to show, as she often states that, “Bad ist better.” It is rumored that she is the one who enticed Celeste to run on stage naked with a rock band (by promising her favors). She also convinced art student Lacy to paint her nude body and attend class, assuring her that no one would know the difference. When Ms. BZ protested, Dela silenced her with a crack of her riding crop, which was often enjoyed by Cowgirl TxTina. These were intended to be pranks, but they occasionally turned against her and she often ended up in Principal High Heel’s office and was given detention. Usually, there was some innocent 3rd person involved, like poor Michelle, Super Gal or Queen Nicki. The sounds that came from the office could be heard all the way up in the library, where librarian Ms. Merci would rush to the office with Science Teacher Mr. Thundercloud to see if they could help. Hours later, they would all emerge, with Dela victorious; her abilities serenaded by musicians Samantha and OHWife. Dela’s ambition is to run a disciplinary dungeon, and we are certain she will have many willing and participants lined up in her nude endeavors.
