Another beautiful day on a beautiful beach with a beautiful naked woman. I know, I'm a lucky man. Never get tired of this view, can go on all day. That is, until she rolls over. Then, there are no words.
So a pirate shows up with an eye-patch, a peg leg and a hook for a hand. Dude asks him, what happened to your leg. Pirate says, Aye - cannonball sheared off my leg at the knee, so I have this peg leg now.
Dude then says, well then, what about your hand. Pirate says, I was in a swordfight and the scoundrel sliced my hand off at the wrist, so I got me this hook.
Dude then says, Well what about your eye then? Pirate says, a seagull crapped on my face.
Dude replies, That doesn't sound so bad
Pirate responds, Aye but it was the 1st day I had me hook
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SusanHotwife
| 1 year ago
Who wants to crazy fuck? 

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fordprefect
| 3 years ago
So a pirate shows up with an eye-patch, a peg leg and a hook for a hand. Dude asks him, what happened to your leg. Pirate says, Aye - cannonball sheared off my leg at the knee, so I have this peg leg now.
Dude then says, well then, what about your hand. Pirate says, I was in a swordfight and the scoundrel sliced my hand off at the wrist, so I got me this hook.
Dude then says, Well what about your eye then? Pirate says, a seagull crapped on my face.
Dude replies, That doesn't sound so bad
Pirate responds, Aye but it was the 1st day I had me hook
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Charlieb2019
| 3 years ago
Perfect
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Ralph_A
| 3 years ago
Mmmmmmmmm, so enticing
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wazu
| 3 years ago
love to lick your cute sweaty ass crack
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